Spray-On Condoms To Come, Eventually
25 June 2008, 12:15 PM. By Daniel Mauser
In News That May Be Fake, German scientists at -the Guanabee offices- the “Condom Consultancy” are reportedly creating a spray-on condom. In the most racist way possible:
Conventional condoms had problems fitting upon the men’s most treasured asset, as the sizes varied across various ethnicities!
Nevermind that they vary within various ethnicities! Or that there has yet to be any conclusive study linking race and penis size. God. Anyway. The liquid latex spray is applied directly onto the penis and dries to resemble a regular condom in about 20-25 seconds and can then be pulled off after sex. What fun it will be to accidentally rip out pubic hair after spraying latex directly onto someone’s cock. Ugh. We’ll stick to using the pill and Pam cooking spray.
Revolutionary spray-on condoms soon to arrive [ATTUWorld]
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But these non-stick cookies are practically calling your name!
….conlusive study results soon to come
I mean “conclusive”
I’m sorry but putting on a regular condom takes long enough… spraying somebody’s pee pee and then waiting 30 seconds really takes the pleasure out of four play. Or am I just old fashioned?