Talking Piñatas Make Birthdays, Funerals Awko Taco

What’s more fun than watching small, screaming children claw each other over a pile of candy and tiny plastic toys that can easily become lodged in their throats? Well, nothing. But a piñata that talks back is ok, too. We guess:

Talking Pinatas imports hand-made pinatas from Mexico. We provide quality paper in the most vibrant colors. Talking Pinatas talk because they have an electronic device that responds to a hit, or in the case of motion sensor pinatas, to movement in front of the sensor. The electronic device goes in the pinata, with the speaker facing out. When you hit the pinatas, the device is activated, and it shouts a phrase. These pinatas are a fun way to make any celebration spectacular.

That’s right. They’re made from quality paper, not that cheap stuff that comes from trees. How common! More piñata fun, including some high quality examples from the site, after the jump:

What’s most fun about these talking piñatas, though, is the fact that they are customizable, which allows for lots of potentially fun phrases like, say, “Happy birthday, Jimmy. You’re adopted.” or “Get well soon! Cancer doesn’t mean ugly, Jennifer.”

This “Explorer Girl” piñata looks puh-retty darn familiar. Clearly, this is a rip-off of Dora - the meth-addled art school dropout who lived in our building back in Bushwick. She made art out of menses and paperclips.

Smiley tumor piñatas are a hit with the kids.

This “Pink Starfish Man” also looks kinda familiar. This is obviously a means of turning young, impressionable monster babies from a life of obesity and tacky swim wear.

What is a Talking Piñata? [Talking Piñatas]