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I’ll never understand why “personal massager” is somehow a preferable term to “vibrator.” It’s not as if we can’t guess what you’re massaging.
Posted by piruli | June 17, 2008
“yeah, you would need that” LOL
Posted by jpastor | June 17, 2008
I got a place for that…
Posted by HORTENSE | June 18, 2008
men are obsolete, aside from paychecks of course
Posted by commenter | June 18, 2008
I guess it beats sitting on the washing machine during its spin cycle… more portable too ;)
Posted by www.find-mr-right.co.uk | June 20, 2008
ew. ew. ew.
i’m imagining the older lady using it to…. ok. I’ll stop.
Posted by homo-neurotic | June 23, 2008
Why not, the men have a very popular ‘fleshlight’ that’s a portable vagina. At least you can’t spread std’s that way..
Posted by Steve Fincher | June 26, 2008
OMG !!!!! I DON’T BELEIVE THEY ACTUALLY PUT
THAT ON NATION WIDE TELEVISION. I DON’T CARE WHAT TIME OF DAY OR NIGHT IT IS, YOU JUST DON’T DO THAT. THIS IS A PUBLIC TELEVISION WITH A POPULAR STATION THAT IS MEANT FOR ALL AGES.
NOT A XXXX STATION. WITH CHILDREN BEING OUT OF SCHOOL FOR THE SUMMER & STAYING UP LATE, SHAME ON YOU PEOPLE !
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING ?
Posted by KHALEY | June 26, 2008
They were showing a TV14 movie and the next thing I know here’s this advertisement for a finger tip vibrator.
Posted by Steve | June 27, 2008
I am extremely happy they came out with this.
I am a lesbian, and Vibrators and dildos and such are so expensive, But I am hoping that this is under 30 dollars, I’m excited to use it.:)
Posted by Sydney | July 03, 2008
based on a few comments..human nature still offends! too funny! take the wooden clogs off..buy some tennis shoes…and embrace the glorious body we were all given!IT IS OK….
Posted by JMAC | August 30, 2008
I am so glad they finally made something for us ladies who may have a hard time having an orgasm because of surgery,or age,or being diabetic.This is not a sin.heck we see those commercials for natural male enhancement all day,why not this for us,I say Bravo! I plan on getting one of these in the near future!!! My husband is smiling!!
Posted by laura | September 04, 2008
Trojan advertises condoms, which is sexual, and not enticing celibacy or abstinence. Why not advertise a vibrator that one can use alone to abstain from sex, or make sex more enjoyable alone.
Posted by Stacy | October 18, 2008
I can’t believe I am writing about a vibrator for women but after 30 years of marriage my wife seems to have lost her sex drive I said this would be great if she will try it I know that’s what give’s her a orgasm now if I can just get her to try it I bet she will be real happy and maybe like sex more I wil let you know how I make out with it should I let her try it first by herself or do it for her oral sex is the only thing that give’s her a orgasm so I know that this what she needs she won’t talk about it I say it has been 6 months since we had sex and she will change the subject or go to sleep it is wreaking our marriage of 30 yeras and I love my wife and I know she love’s me and is not cheating so wish me luck thanks bye
Posted by Lawrence Ahern | November 02, 2008
I can’t believe I am writing about a vibrator for women but after 30 years of marriage my wife seems to have lost her sex drive I said this would be great if she will try it I know that’s what give’s her a orgasm now if I can just get her to try it I bet she will be real happy and maybe like sex more I wil let you know how I make out with it should I let her try it first by herself or do it for her oral sex is the only thing that give’s her a orgasm so I know that this what she needs she won’t talk about it I say it has been 6 months since we had sex and she will change the subject or go to sleep it is wreaking our marriage of 30 yeras and I love my wife and I know she love’s me and is not cheating so wish me luck thanks bye
Posted by Lawrence Ahern | November 02, 2008