We know pop stars have a lot of gifts to contribute to the world, like their talent and gentle morning news show advice on how to improve our grotesque, plebeian, mutant selves. So it’s totally forgivable that they have a tendency to be horrific egomaniacal narcissists living in their own worlds, totally removed from reality:

However, Christina Aguileras sternest tour demand has nothing to do with her accommodation backstage, instead its all to do with her trip from the airport to the stadium.

Oh, what could it be!:

Aguilera specifically demands a police escort for the journey. And just to make it all a little more difficult for the promoter, she insists that under no circumstances are the vehicles to be allowed to encounter any delays due to traffic.

Oh, and look! Our very best friend can be a raging asshole, too:

When Jennifer Lopez rocked up to add her voice to a charity single to benefit AIDS victims, no one expected any diva demands.

However, the singer was not disappointing either, for she demanded and reportedly got a white room stocked with white flowers, white curtains, white candles and white couches, a variety of complicated foods and a 45-foot long trailer.

We’re going to guess “complicated foods” refers to the tender liver of an unborn Aboriginal child stewed in the skull of a German tourist. Or mofongo.

Made of Mariah Carey.

Weirdest demands of pop stars revealed [Thaindian]