Jennifer Lopez tearfully tore herself away from her newborn twins to shop at the Catherine Malandrino in Manhasset. And what did she do? Act like Jennifer Lopez, basically:

“She demanded the store be shut down for her to shop alone, but they said, ‘Absolutely not,’ ” said our spy. “Then one of her eight-person entourage, including two bodyguards with their guns showing, was yelling at the clerk that Jennifer gets a 50 percent discount. Jennifer also tried on about a million outfits, then just threw it all in a pile in the dressing room and didn’t buy one thing.”

See? Guns don’t kill people. Diva bodyguards demanding 50 percent discounts kill people. But certainly her indelible place in cinema and the music world have earned Jennifer Lopez the right to designer clothes and special treatment. No?

NO DISCOUNTS [NY Post]