Heterosexual actor and Dungeons & Dragons enthusiast Vin Diesel has injected his sperm into a woman in order to cook up a baby. His girlfriend, a Mexican model named Paloma Jimenez, became parents to a baby girl on April 2, but managed to keep the birth quiet despite the clamor of journalists and photographers. Vin is currently working on an even better baby - yet another installment of the Fast and Furious franchise, due summer of next year. Countdown begins now!

Congratulations, fellas! We wonder what they’ll name the baby… Any suggestions?

After the jump, the woman who quickly and furiously became Vin’s baby mama:

Uh huh.

Vin Diesel Becomes a Father [People]
Paloma Jimenez [Fashion Model Directory]