FridayJune062008

Watchando: Is Drucking Funk, You Guys

  • Mary-Kate Olsen fell all of two feet to the ground on her drunken behind.
  • Christian gyms? Don’t sound Kosher. [NYT]
  • Nick Hogan has been moved out of solitary confinement and into a cell with three other perfectly nice young men who just ask that he bend down and pick up that quarter over there, please. [Tampa Bay][
  • Keira Knightley might play Eliza Doolittle in a remake of My Fair Lady because there is no God. [Variety]

Comments

who is too drunk to fuck? what.
that headline totally threw me off!

I cannot find a video ..but here is this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Too_Drunk_to_Fuck

Did you read that article about the Christian gym? One new member, Mr. Heistad, said, “It’s a better feel. You stand a little taller, don’t grunt, don’t get pumped and yell, ‘Daddy’s got a new set of pipes.’ ”

So my only question for Mr. Heistad is, where is that other gym??

Thank you Benny!

That song cracks me up every single time i hear it!

“you give me head, it makes it worse, take out your fucking retainer and put it in your purse… i’m to drunk to fuck, you’re to drunk to fuck”
LOVE it!

Anybody have an alternate link (non YouTube) link to the Olsen vid? I’d really enjoy seeing her fall on her bony ass.

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