Watchando: Doesn't Mess Around

- Lying virgin Adriana Lima is engaged to basketball player Marko Jaric. Shit, child. You can’t power vault without learning how to jump. [People]
- Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson are back together. Because love, unlike Valtrex, conquers all. [Rolling Stone]
- Fauxtina-dating-heterosexual Zac Efron doesn’t like taking showers and now you know about it. [Star]
- Guys, Naomi Campbell was just pretending to fall down drunk the other day. She’s hilarious! And we’ll stand by that until this cellphone-shaped dent in our forehead heals. [The Sun]
Adriana Lima was once engaged to Lenny Kravitz.
Posted by Lex | June 13, 2008
@Lex: Who wasn’t?
Posted by El Bulto | June 13, 2008