Heidi Montag likes fashion, if fashion means imitating the plaintive wails of a cat in heat. [A Socialite’s Life]
Oh, and Heidi and Spencer Pratt are planning to become the next “Posh and Becks.” Irrelevant and shiny? [Extra]
Michelle Williams is afraid Heath Ledger’s family will blow through her daughter Matilda’s inheritance before she turns 18. Guess she won’t look forward to living off a trust fund in Williamsburg. Or whatever place is cool by that time. Kalamazoo, probably. [NY Post]