Watchando: IS WRITING ALL IN CAPS TO INDICATE ANGER

Someone give Kanye West his fucking bottle and send him to bed. [Kanye’s Blog]
Is Colin Farrell the father of Minnie Driver’s… Zzzz. [Celebitchy]
Michael Jackson is teaming up with Christian Audigier to design a clothing line for Kitson. Practically every word in that sentence induced vomiting. [People]
Are Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner splitting up? Does a bear shit boringly in the woods? [E!]
Nelson Mandela has “disinvited” Naomi Campbell from attending his birthday party because she wore a cap with his former prison number, “46664,” on it and he found this “disappointing.” Mr. Mandela? Duck. [Daily Mail]