Watchando: Is Feeling A Little Sexy

- “Mini-Me” Verne Troyer has a sex tape. Don’t worry; it’s really short. [TMZ]
- Hulk Hogan stopped by his daughter’s “Maxim” shoot, just to make sure she didn’t show too much skin. Without him being there to watch. [FOX News]
- If you needed any more confirmation that journalism is dead, Ben Affleck is reporting for “Nightline” in the Congo. What’ll he do next, blog?! [OK!]
- Mario Lopez is the most shirtless man in America. America has obviously not had dinner with our uncles. [Gawker]
Blogging isn’t journalism, as you have always said, so get your highfalutin head out of your ass and smell the shit you pass on to the readers.
Posted by heston | June 26, 2008
Ah, but shit-passing has always been worth more, babyface. 200 dollars more, in fact, when set to Muzak and accompanied by a Dixie cup.
To that end, kumquat, I suggest that if you’re not fond of having someone shit in your mouth, you should stop sitting under them with your mouth agape.
Posted by ...dijo Alex | June 26, 2008
“Journalism is basically a fake concept” - my novia
Posted by no_guey! | June 26, 2008