ThursdayJune262008

Watchando: Is Feeling A Little Sexy

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  • “Mini-Me” Verne Troyer has a sex tape. Don’t worry; it’s really short. [TMZ]
  • Hulk Hogan stopped by his daughter’s “Maxim” shoot, just to make sure she didn’t show too much skin. Without him being there to watch. [FOX News]
  • If you needed any more confirmation that journalism is dead, Ben Affleck is reporting for “Nightline” in the Congo. What’ll he do next, blog?! [OK!]
  • Mario Lopez is the most shirtless man in America. America has obviously not had dinner with our uncles. [Gawker]

Comments

Blogging isn’t journalism, as you have always said, so get your highfalutin head out of your ass and smell the shit you pass on to the readers.

Ah, but shit-passing has always been worth more, babyface. 200 dollars more, in fact, when set to Muzak and accompanied by a Dixie cup.

To that end, kumquat, I suggest that if you’re not fond of having someone shit in your mouth, you should stop sitting under them with your mouth agape.

“Journalism is basically a fake concept” - my novia

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