Watchando: Can Suck A Golf Ball Through A Garden Hose

16 June 2008, 3:00 PM. By Daniel Mauser

Concert-goers at Bonnaroo chanted “Kanye sucks” when he performed over two hours late. But that just isn’t true. Kanye doesn’t suck; he’s all hand and spit. [HuffPo]
You know how Scarlett Johansson was omg so lyk super psyched that Obama responded to her emails? It might be because her twin brother works for him. Or maybe because the Senator is just a really big fan of The Horse Whisperer. [Page Six]
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have a new line of jewelry, made from dew drops and rose petals or whatever else little elfin jewelry is made from. [WWD]
Nicole Richie and Joel Madden didn’t get married this weekend, but a couple of gorillas did. Easy mistake. [E! Online]