Watchando: Doesn’t Mess Around

13 June 2008, 11:15 AM. By Daniel Mauser

Lying virgin Adriana Lima is engaged to basketball player Marko Jaric. Shit, child. You can’t power vault without learning how to jump. [People]
Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson are back together. Because love, unlike Valtrex, conquers all. [Rolling Stone]
Fauxtina-dating-heterosexual Zac Efron doesn’t like taking showers and now you know about it. [Star]
Guys, Naomi Campbell was just pretending to fall down drunk the other day. She’s hilarious! And we’ll stand by that until this cellphone-shaped dent in our forehead heals. [The Sun]