Watchando: Makes Out With Girls In Front Of Guys To Help YOU

12 June 2008, 3:20 PM. By Daniel Mauser

You can thank Tila Tequila for California’s decision to drop its ban on gay marriage. Or you can throw a drink in her face for being such a delusional turd. [Us Weekly]
Eva Longoria-Parker isn’t pregnant, just super fucking annoying. [ICDYK]
Dr. Drew called Tom Cruise crazy, so Tom angrily threw off his tinfoil hat and accused him of being a Nazi. [Page Six]
Oprah tops Forbes’ list of richest people who TALK! LIKE! THIS! [Forbes]
Madonna’s brother is writing a tell-all book about his sister. Which would be exciting if we didn’t already know every fucking thing about her. [Page Six]
“Teddy Babes” make the perfect gift for the fatherly potential serial killer in your life. [Machochip]