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“Britain’s Missing Model” is new reality show in the UK that features models with missing limbs and disabilities competing for a contract. “Missing” refers to the contestants’ frontal lobes, we presume. [NY Daily News]
Mario Lopez doesn’t shave his chest because his “Latin Indian” blood prevents him from growing much hair. Also, because he’s literally made of cheese. [Defamer]
Rumor has it that Angelina Jolie gave birth to her twins prematurely and is wearing a prosthetic belly to throw off the press. In related news, rumor also has it that we farted in the subway this morning and quickly moved to throw off fellow passengers. [NY Daily News]
New York City waterfalls! Surprisingly free of human excrement! [Gawker]