Naked Cuban actor William Levy is set to replace naked Argentine Sebastian Rulli in the play P.D. Tu Gato Ha Muerto, or “P.S. Your Cat Is Dead,” which sounds just like something out of a Hallmark card. The American film version, incidentally, was Steve Guttenberg’s directorial debut. Don’t say Guanabee never taught you nothing interesting, kiddos.

The plot follows a man who’s on the verge of a nervous breakdown, only to come home and find a robber in his home. He ties the robber up, naked, and uses him as a means of venting his frustrations. Ay que sexy. Levy will take over Rulli’s part as the furniture the robber. “Who cares?” you might ask, your cubicle walls trembling with unsubstantiated rage against a blog. Well, chill out. Your reason is after the jump:

O hai!

Naked William Levy To Replace Sebastian Rulli [Latin Gossip]