Wilmer Valderrama, whom you might remember in such roles as “Lindsay Lohan’s Ex-Boyfriend” and “Greasy Creepster Person” is starring in a pilot for a series entitled “To Catch A Predator.” Joke! It’s called “The Emancipation of Ernesto:”

Fox has ordered a pilot for “The Emancipation of Ernesto,” a one-hour project starring Valderrama as guileless innocent embarking on an epic quest to find his father amid a Los Angeles landscape polluted with excess. The story is said to be in the spirit of the classic Steve Martin comedy “The Jerk.”

So naive and innocent, that Wilmer. How will he ever make it through the mean streets of Los Angeles? We guess we’ll never tune in to find out. How ‘bout you, Guanababies? Have you missed Wilmer? Are you happy to see him back on the small screen? Or did this story just remind you you’re out of Valtrex?

Wilmer Valderrama lands Fox pilot [Hollywood Reporter]