The leaked trailer for Che El Argentino just landed in our inbox. You’ve never known how badly you want to hump Benicio Del Toro until you hear him speak Argentinean. (Provided you’re not actually Argentinean.) Could the leak have...
Good news for Latinoids! Evidently, we respond to Donepezil, a medication for Alzheimer’s disease, in much the same way that non-Latinoids do. A 4-week study comprised of 105 self-identified Hispanics who were administered the drug reacted as positively as...
Did you catch your husband or boyfriend in Trouble… the college student across the hall who moonlights as a “dancer?” Well, cheer up, you unloved hag, because Plum Party has a spectacular “Break Up Party” gift package just for...
This little boy, “Dannyhott,” truly lives up to his name. He is the hottest shit this side of the Osh Kosh B’Gosh outlet store. Watch, enraptured, as he sings along to Mariah Carey’s opus “Touch My Body,” even though...
Great news! Were you aware that it’s National Breastfeeding Week in Argentina? Of course you were. The Argentine government has created the special week in support of mothers and breasts and mothers with breasts and to publicize a campaign...
In an effort to combat the suicide-inducing ennui felt by office workers in London, Krispy Kreme has created a line of hideous, grass-covered flip-flops to help one feel as if one is traipsing outdoor, perhaps as if one was...
Karen Wesolowski and Martha Padgett are a lesbian couple who each became pregnant using Martha’s eggs and donor sperm. Each woman then gave birth to twins twins, effectively creating a set of quadruplets together. That. Is a lot of...
Camilo Lara of Mexican Institute of Sound just wrote to say that he is deejaying in San Antonio tonight as part of the Museo Alameda del Smithsonian’s Escultura Social: A New Generation Of Art From Mexico City. If you’re...
Facebook is a great way of connecting to people, be it your ex-boyfriend’s stupid new girlfriend or your ex-best-friend with her stupid new nose job. Or, alternately, you can meet fun strangers who will punch you in the face...
ChristopherCicconeTalksAboutHisBookUploaded by guanabee Madonna’s brother, Christopher Ciccone, reveals that is sister is cheap because she shops at Ikea. The truth, you see, must come out, regardless of how it impacts fabulous people like Chris Ciccone’s personal friend, Demi Moore. Oops,...
Chronically and perpetually fatigued former dictator, Fidel Castro, has his own blog! Which is great, because we were wondering when he’d chime in on the whole Selena Gomez / Miley Cyrus / Nick Jonas love triangle. He blogs about...
Remember when you used to dream of being in a rock band and touring the world? Yeah, well now you work at a desk all day and click on Guanabee like a hamster looking for a pleasure pellet. So...
First it was tomatoes, then it was jalapeños, now it’s serrano peppers the FDA says are linked to salmonella. Well, at least the irrigation water at one Mexican farm in Nuevo Leon was found to be contaminated with salmonella....
Local Greeley, Colorado newspaper The Greeley Tribune is reporting that an arrest has been made in the case of murdered, transgender, twenty year-old Angie Zapata. During a press conference yesterday, (viewable after the jump), Greeley Police Chief Jerry Garner...
It’s true. The public only cares about beautiful people. A political reality since at least the Kennedy-Nixon race when the first televised debates occurred. Which is basically why Barack Obama is captivating the world and old, fossilized McCain is,...
By now, we’re all familiar with such unnerving yet eternally fascinating bodily functions as “sharting” (an overachieving instance of flatulence) and “snarting” (a sneeze with a surprise) and “giving your boyfriend a rusty trombone at his parents’ house while...
Elisabetta Gregoraci is a talented actress, model, TV presenter and singer whose accomplishments have filled the pages of magazines with Wonderbra ads and have won her the title of “Miss Calabria.” She is, like, positively infected with prestige! Her...
Every once in a while, the internet will fling something directly into our eyes that makes us scream, “What in the hot hell?!” Meet the Mooqla Girls, a series of dolls that apparently crafted from the rectal tissue of...
Today, in “happy happy fun news,” 25-year-old babysitter Annette Martinez allegedly raped her 14-year-old charge and is now possibly pregnant with his baby: Annette Martinez, 25, of the 600 block of Foster Road, was arrested early Tuesday morning after...
OMG! Selena Gomez, rumored girlfriend of Nick Jonas (OM- Oh. Eh. Still not the cute one.) of the Jonas Brothers (OMG! OMG!) appears in the video for their song, “Burnin’ Up!” OMG, that totally describes us right now! Gross,...
Journalist, humanitarian, and sometime model Naomi Campbell recently sat down with Argentine President Cristina Kirchner - much like she did with the sexy and enigmatic Hugo Chavez a while back. Well, it turns out that acquiring your journalism degree...
File this under better late than never: The United States House of Representatives issued a formal apology yesterday to African-Americans for the “‘fundamental injustice, cruelty, brutality, and inhumanity’ of slavery and the legal segregation of African-Americans.” The apology also...
Aw, have you missed the sweet, sticky comedic stylings of Cheech and Chong? No? Sucks to be you, because the two have teamed up yet again to embark on their “Hey, What’s That Smell?” comedy tour. Why are the...
The new pre-k show “The Wumblers” has a baritone-voiced snail in it named Rrraimundo. What more do you need to know? Oh, alright, we’ll tell you. “The Wumblers” was created by mom and pre-school teacher Laura J. Wellington and...
TMZ, of all places, has a copy of the lawsuit filed by reporter Myriam Ayala against Univision on the basis of discrimination. Although, to be fair, TMZ probably wasn’t the first news outlet to stumble upon the suit. In...
Oh, laaaadies! Tired of dating men who, for whatever reason, are unable or unwilling to settle down and get to baby-making? Fed up with the usual vacation to Europe (old!) or Boca Raton, Florida (really, really old!)? Then perhaps...
A new animated Disney movie is coming out, which is great news for those of you who still watch Disney movies not made by Pixar. The Princess and the Frog, which comes out Christmas of 2009, features Disney’s first-ever...
Good satire is hard to accomplish, as the controversy surrounding the recent The New Yorker cover featuring Barack and Michelle Obama demonstrated. It’s especially difficult to deal with issues like racism in a way that’s funny and not heavy-handed....
CosmosGal is a young lady who dispenses horoscopes while wearing a ruffley top. She cheerfully informs Libras everywhere that the extra “spring in their step” yesterday was because their Venus was firmly lodged in Uranus. Or something. But, turns...
Some of us find religion after surviving a near-fatal accident. Some of us “find Jesus” after combatting disease, giving birth or overcoming addiction. And still others among us happen to find our Lord and Savior on a crispy, crunchy...
Hey Laaaaady! Jerry Lewis was detained for carrying a gun at the Las Vegas airport Friday. His Manager says it’s a prop. Obviously to ward of Rupert Pupkins. [Associated Press] High heels for babies. Because it’s never too late...
There is little in this world that we love more than stuffing our face with delectable meat products (you shut up), especially carne asada - that time-honored dish we very nearly grew completely sick of after having had to...
Oh, middle class suburbia! We’ll ignore, for the sake of getting through with this, the fact that this report manages to separate Blacks and Latinos as two mutually-exclusive groups of people, and focus on how a study by the...
Hey, Southern California, we heard you guys had a little wake-me-up this morning in the form of a 5.4 earthquake. We’re glad it was nothing serious, but we’d love to hear how you weathered it. Did you get taco...
Have you guys caught “The Wendy Williams Show,” yet? Ever since Wendy smacked down Omarosa last week, all the suits are wetting their panties declaring her the next, big thing in morning tee vee. You know, because depictions of...
So Matt Damon packed on a lot of weight in order to play a whistleblower in his upcoming film, The Informant. But, ok, look. Matt Damon could drink gravy and shave off his eyebrows and we’d still think he’s...
Third time’s the charm. First Guanabee editor Cindy Casares saw a large group of Hispanic youths in the East Village each wearing multiple rosaries with their otherwise hip-hop garb. Then Cristano Ronaldo was photographed sunbathing while wearing one. (Which...
Kissing is fun! It’s a great way of showing affection or passion or that you have been infected with mono. However, it can quickly turn from a sweet or sexy gesture to a slimy, creepy means of spreading cold...
Shia LaBeouf’s Transformers co-star, Isabel Lucas, was a passenger in his drunken car crash. This is why one should take care to always wear one’s seat belt and douche repellent when driving with Shia LaBeouf. [LA Times] Oh, by...
The second season of “Brazil’s Next Top Model” is set to debut this September and we’re already totally excited to not be able to watch it. Hosted by model Fernanda Motta, the show will whittle down a group of...
Sabina Johansson, also known as Sabina Mari, is a successful-ish 23-year-old model from Sweden. She also happens to work as an alleged madame for a prostitution ring run out of “Big Daddy Lou’s Hot Lap Dance Club.” Does the...
This just in. The Republican National Committee has launched a parody social networking site called Barackbook to expose web users to some of Barack Obama’s political associations. A press release from the RNC was published two hours ago: The...
This video kind of looks like a telenovela, but it’s actual footage of Peruvian cumbia singer/model Leysi Suarez getting her hand slapped by the Peruvian Minister of Defense Antero Flores-Araoz for posing naked on the nation’s flag. (The video...
Jorge Corsi is a renowned psychologist in Argentina who has met the President, worked as a professor, and has typically been top shit all around. Now news has come out that Dr. Corsi has been putting his psychological know-how...
An Arizona radio DJ, Jon Justice, thought it would be incredibly hilarious to dress up a piñata as Latina activist Isabel Garcia. Haha! Then, he felt her up while talking to her as if she were a pet, like...
Spoiled, WASP, fuck-up makes it to the White House—it’s the stuff American dreams are made of. It’s also the subject of a new Oliver Stone film called W. starring Josh Brolin as the misguided, young son of an insensitive...
Beauty pageants have always been something of a mystery to us. We don’t usually wear a sparkly crown and lucite heels whilst frolicking on the beach in a bikini and answering hard-hitting questions like whether we think a woman...
Miley Cyrus has issued an insincere sounding apology to fellow Disney Channel twatlets Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato that begins with the phrase, “I mean..” and incorrectly attributes Elvis with having coined the phrase “imitation is the sincerest form...
Our very favorite porn channel, The Food Network, aired the season finale of “The Next Food Network Star” last night. And we felt torn as to who to root for. One the one hand, we had a guy with...
We’re a little bit obsessed with VH1’s new series “I Love Money.” We’re not gonna lie. The show features the best of the worst of the casts of vh1’s former fun shit fests “Flavor of Love” (1&2), “I Love...
