$1.5 Million OK! Baby Picture Cover Shows Honor Marie Is Not As Brown As Jessica Alba Had Hoped

Honor Marie has finally, as expected, made her magazine debut on the cover of OK!, posing with proud mom Jessica Alba. Jessica shares what it feels like to have given birth to some sort of strange alien mutant-baby:

“It hasn’t totally sunk in,” Jessica reveals to OK!. “She dreams, she smiles, and coos and does all these things, but she hasn’t seen enough of the world yet to understand any of that stuff. So I still feel like she’s connected to the other world, or something. There’s no other way to explain it. It’s a miracle.”

It’s because she’s really a droid, from the planet Sumtimz L’Tina. What about the actual birth, Jess? Was it natural? Did you lay an egg?:

The Love Guru star tells OK! that she had natural birth. “The labor was more like meditation,” she says. “I did yoga breathing. I was focused.”

Sure. And, on who the little troll more closely resembles:

“She looks like a girl version of me,” Cash says. “She has my nose, my eyebrows and my…”

“Forehead and dimples,” Jessica finishes, adding, “She has my mouth when I was a baby. And my ears.”

Mean! She should give them back.

“Maybe Honor is a mixture,” Cash reconsiders. “I want her to look like me, because a daughter looking like Jessica, I’d kill myself!”

We know what he meant to say: That having a hot daughter makes for quite a headache during her teen years. But, still. Giggle!

World Exclusive: Jessica Alba’s Dream Baby! [OK Magazine]