Sporty person with defined thighs, Alex Rodriguez, and faux British person with sinewy arms, Madonna, may or may not be swept away with one another as her marriage falls apart. We guess if you can’t have a happy marriage, an illicit affair is the next best thing. And now some evidence, in the form of a body. Fine, we’ll stop. Apparently, A Rod has been making late-night visits to Madonna’s Manhattan apartment:

A source tells Us that the $28-million-a-year Rodriguez, 32, has made numerous solo nighttime visits to Madonna, 49, at her spacious home and would sneak out “as late as midnight.” Says the source, “All the doormen are talking.”

Are they allowed to do them? Additionally, the baseball player seems to have a history of cheating and hitting on other people’s wives:

Rodriguez, married with two young daughters, has already faced speculation about cheating: In 2007, he and a stripper were reportedly spied in Toronto, Miami and Dallas.

Complicating matters: Former Yankee slugger Jose Canseco – who once dated Madonna – wrote in his book Vindicted that he “hates [A-Rod’s] guts” because he once hit on his wife.

Which beats actually, you know. Hitting your wife. But back to Madonna! She has a history of hooking up with Latinoids (Carlos Leon, Ingrid Casares) and it does seem that her marriage has not been going spectacularly well. Could there be truth to this after all?

NY Yankee Making Late-Night Visits to Madonna’s Apartment [Us Weekly]