ThursdayJuly102008

Aww: Jennifer Lopez's Madre's Restaurant Is Closed

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Jennifer Lopez’s Pasadena restaurant, Madre’s, is now gone. Maybe! A sign on the fine dining establishment’s door announces it will be closed “Monday through Sunday starting July 1st 2008 until further notice.” So no Tuesday night mofongo buffets, then? Ay, que sad.

However, the restaurant did manage to last six years - longer than any of Jennifer’s relationships or subsequent personas (La Chola, The Girl Next Door, The Diva, The Doting Mom, etc.)

Also worth pointing out:

God, TMZ. “J-Lo’s Restaurant Huevos Goodbye” is how they’ve decided to headline this story. We were staring at it for a good twenty seconds trying to decipher what the fuck they could possibly mean when we suddenly realized they were pronouncing huevos as “wave-oh’s.” And then we vomited our breakfast mojitos.

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J.Lo’s Restaurant Huevos Goodbye [TMZ]

Comments

Huevos? Wow. I NEVER would have gotten that. I was starting at it for a while before I decided to keep reading the sentence.

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