The second season of “Brazil’s Next Top Model” is set to debut this September and we’re already totally excited to not be able to watch it. Hosted by model Fernanda Motta, the show will whittle down a group of 20 contestant over 13 episodes. So, kind of just like the American version, only without Tyra Banks (Unsmiling eyes!) and the girls actually look like they could be models and not just absurdly tall girls selling TCBY at the mall food court. Also? Thanks to the magic that is Google Translate, we get this exciting-sounding tidbit:

The instructor of bridge Naime Wihby, who last year invited the attraction, now will be part of the range fixed from the third episode. He teach the participants to have posture and walk, jump high in footbridges.

Footbridges! Will they also leap across moats while looking fierce and ferocious and fiercely ferocious? Also, is it a little strange that we wish all versions of “Next Top Model” would look a little more like this?:

Now that’s a fine-ass booty model walk.

Sony estréia 2ª temporada de “Brazil’s Next Top Model”; reality dará carro [Folha]