In a new interview with Glamour magazine to talk about — what else? — her baby and her body, Christina Aguilera reveals some extra hilarious nuggets of wisdom. She goes on at length at how she was never photographed doing anything, like, say, exiting a car with her vulva exposed. And how she totally blends in with the general populace in Japan. Because Christina Aguilera? Is insane:

GLAMOUR: How do people react to you in Tokyo? They must go nuts.

CA: You know what’s great? I’m a pretty petite person, so I just put on a hood or a hat and blend in.

GLAMOUR: What? That does not seem possible!

Teehee. Oh, and Christina Aguilera reveals that she’s a very private person. Because you were wondering:

GLAMOUR: So how do you manage nowadays to avoid paparazzi?

CA: A lot of people go out of their way [to be photographed]; I make a conscious effort to keep me and my family out of the limelight. The other day a paparazzo actually pulled up to my husband on the street and said, “Geez, I know the new house is big, but I’ve been trying to get a picture of you for months—you never leave the house!” And it’s true: I’ll go out at night after spending time with my son, but [during the day] I just hang out on my grounds, taking him for walks in the stroller in the backyard where we won’t be seen.

Ok, thanks for sharing. You can stop now:

GLAMOUR: So, how do you guys keep things sexy these days?

CA: We make sure we have Mommy and Daddy nights out. Our child comes first, obviously, but there are certain things you can do: Once we know he’s in good hands, we go out late at night and have a few drinks. Then we’ll come home, dim the lights and do our thing—and I’m not going into any more detail than that!

Except to mention that we often perform the Reverse Cowgirl while slathering one another in mayonnaise and poppy seeds and singing “Afternoon Delight.” Giggle. Oh, TMI?
hristina (without all the drama) [Glamour]