Cristiano Ronaldo’s Stupid Girlfriend Has A Stupid Tattoo
10 July 2008, 10:30 AM. By Daniel Mauser
Some might accuse us of constantly referring to Nereida Gallardo, Cristiano Ronaldo’s girlfriend, as “stupid” or “really stupid” as a sign of petty jealousy. They would be wrong. Cristiano is cute and all, but we like our ladies to be more low maintenance, you know? Anyway, back to his mind-crushingly dense girlfriend. It’s not jealousy. It was gut instinct concerning something of which we know, fortunately, have confirmation. The Chinese characters tattooed above Nereida’s cavernous asshole translate to “Armed Friend,” or, alternately, “Guardian.” She has a friend guarding her ass, which would have been awkward for either her or Cristiano if only people weren’t constantly having things permanently imprinted onto their bodies in languages they cannot read or speak. Whatever. Stupid. Hate her.
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Nereida Gallardo’s “Ass-Guard” [Hanzi Smatter]
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I met someone in a bar once who wanted to get near my butt with his Armed Friend. Well, it was actually his arm.
I told him that homey don’t do that. Ow.
I think that her tatto is lovley and its unusuall to itrs nice to be differnt i have the same except my meaning is my name and its not for other pple to know what it means its for your self so dont judge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1