Cynthia Rodriguez has hired an attorney from Houston named Earle Lilly to represent her in divorce proceedings against her husband and rumored Madonna schtupper Alex Rodriguez. Lilly is a known celebrity lawyer, though we don’t know who the hell those celebrities he’s represented are. He is, however, listed on a site called, “Super Lawyers,” so watch out, A-Rod. According to Lilly, while Rodriguez did not name Madonna as the reason for the divorce, she did name their relationship as “the final straw.” (Is there a difference?) The suit will be filed in family court in Miami this week by another of Cynthia’s lawyers. Because, like her husband, she believes in working with a team.

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