Cynthia Rodriguez Signed A Pre-Nup: Idiot

8 July 2008, 9:00 AM. By Guanabee Staff

The divorce papers have been filed in Miami and, according to Cynthia Rodriguez’s own lawyers, she and husband Alex Rodriguez signed something called an, “antenuptial agreement” a month before they wed that her crack team of litigators will be examining for validity. Which is lawyer speak for “everything is negotiable when my fee is involved.” Should Cynthia have herself a best-case scenario at the end of this, some of the couple’s assets she stands to win are a house in Coral Gables, Florida worth $12 million, a Mercedes-Benz dealership in Dallas, Texas and of course, half of his $274 million dollar salary. Legal documents are after the jump. (Oh yeah, and no mention of Madonna.)