Diego Maradona’s Princess Giannina Has Been Knocked Up By Sergio “Kun” Aguero
17 July 2008, 4:00 PM. By Guanabee Staff
Hey did you know that soccer legend Diego Maradona’s 19 year-old daughter Giannina is sleeping with 20 year-old Atletico Madrid player Sergio “Kun” Aguero? Us either. Who the fuck watches soccer? But we care now because the daughter of soccer’s, ney, professional sports’ most insane retiree (with the exception of O.J. Simpson, natch), has gotten herself in the family way. Sans marriage. Of course, everyone involved is a millionaire, so the kid will be well taken care of. But what we wouldn’t have given to be a fly on the wall when Diego was told he’s going to be someone’s baby-grandpa.
Of course, the boys at Machochip are already salivating over the potential athleticism of the unborn child:
[I]f you don’t come out scorching down 90 yards of soccer pitch without ever touching a defender, and if you don’t dedicate your life to the Argentine guey, then you should just stay in that belly of your mama’s for good.
Whatever the fuck that means. Let’s just hope mental illness isn’t hereditary. Wait. What are we saying? Three candles to La Virgen that it is.
Sergio “Kun” Aguero Impregnated Giannina Maradona, Baby Troll/Soccer Master Looms [MC]
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PUEBLA FC and GRUZ AZUL both beat atlético madrid consecutively….and she is very unfortunate looking.!!
NEXXT…..!
She could have just said that it was “la mano de Dios” that got her in this li’l pickle. I think Diego would have understood.
You should admit that you like SOCCER so the readers would assume that you read MACHOCHIP you moron. (sorry, my self-loathing makes me lash out at people i’ve never met and wish I could be.)
Mention that the sport web has the whole story, etc.
TEAM WORK AND ALL THAT.
Do you think when they have sex, he starts off by saying, KUN KUN MAMI MAMI QUE SABROSA?
well there kids name is lionel n dats gay. Giannina iz ugly but kun suks.
Who watches soccer??? hahaha THE ENTIRE WORLD! That’s the problem with you gringos, because “football”(not soccer) is not big in the US you think that nobody follows this sport. Whoever wrote this, had clearly no idea who she/he was talking about..