Brazilian model Camila Alves, recently famous for making some womb troll with Matthew McConaughey, was not always a model. No! She once worked as a maid, doing maid-like things like posing and pouting while looking like a gorgeous freak of nature. She was so poor at the time, she said, that she often had no choice but to order her meals off the .99 menu at McDonald’s. Oh poor thing. There are weeks when we can’t add extra bacon to our bacon shakes. She’s even admitted to eating French fries left over by other restaurant goers:

“I ate things off the $ 0.99 menu because that’s all I could afford. I even waited around to get to the French fries that people didn’t eat”, she said. However, throughout all this, the one thought always on her mind was that “this would all be for a reason.”

And that reason is? Camila Alves is a pig. Oh, we kid. We’ve got to admire anyone who is willing to eat other people’s leftovers in order to pursue a life of fame and money through talent, hard work and being born looking a certain way.

Camila Alves na Vogue Homme [Model ME]
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