Eva Mendes Gives Calvin Klein Underwear Her Best Clown Face

23 July 2008, 2:45 PM. By Daniel Mauser

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Eva Mendes is a lovely woman. We don’t think we’ve ever heard anything remotely disparaging about her looks and she photographs really well pretty much always. So, why oh why, would Calvin Klein decide to make her look like an emaciated painted trollop to advertise their underwear line?

This ad, with Eva looking like she has damaged hair and a possible case of scurvy, makes it look like she applied her makeup with a shovel. In a trailer. In rural Florida. After preparing a spoonful of meth. Which doesn’t make us want to buy her underwear so much as it makes us think of skidmarks.

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  1. (+1)
    Garoto wrote

    Plus she looks super white. It doesn’t even look like Eva Mendes…. if you hadn’t told me I’d have no idea.

  2. (+1)
    LaLa wrote

    Girl needs a robe and a hot oil treatment, asap.

  3. (+1)
    Cabrito wrote

    Are you all blind? It would take me three pumps (full shaft) before I finished w/her if you know what I mean.

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