German newspaper, Bild, apparently fabricated an interview with actress Penelope Cruz, in which they quoted her lazy ass as saying:

“Sometimes I feel like not wanting anything to do with sex, just as much as I would like to go see some bullfighting.”

Because Spaniards are all about the bullfighting, see? It’s pretty much their only point of reference. “Maria José, how’s the job going?” “Oh, I tell you, José Maria, it’s like fighting bulls in there!” Anyway, the article went on to say that Penelope has trouble with intimacy and often finds a way to sabotage beautiful moments. Curiously, she did say something very similar in a recent interview with W Magazine:

“I’m always finding very tricky and hidden ways to sabotage any beautiful moment. And it’s something so internal that I don’t think even my friends or family can catch me doing it. But I catch myself doing it. I’ve had that battle since I was a little girl. It’s like, Uh-oh, here it is again, the monster! Go away and leave me alone!”

Intriguing. So while Penelope may or may not as exciting as a sack of potatoes in the bedroom, she is definitely a terrible person who poops on beautiful moments. Penelope’s PR people, however, are less than amused by Bild’s article and are threatening legal action, maintaining that Penelope never spoke with them at all. If they’re not too lazy to get around to it.

Penélope Cruz may have little sex appetite [AOL Latino]