FridayJuly112008

How Professional News Journalists Talk About Barack Obama's Nuts

Here’s a montage of America’s most highly paid news journalists getting all flustered over exactly how to describe Jesse Jackson’s threats against Barack Obama’s nuts. Also, Fox News has been reporting that there was more said by Jackson than just that he wanted to cut of those, uh, his manhood, uh, parts that only a man would have, uh, we think you know what we’re talking about. (The rumor is Jackson used the N-Word!)

NUTS! [23/6 via]
Jackson’s Obama comments almost went unnoticed [LA Times via]

Earlier: Jesse Jackson Wants To Cut Barack Obama’s Nuts Off

Comments

What’s so hard about saying “cut his testicles?”

TESTICLES. The anatomical term for “nuts.” If the word can be used when talking about an ailment, (“Lance Armstrong is a survivor of testicular cancer”), why isn’t it used to refer to the TESTICLES at any other moment?

Because Kipper Gore convinced some ol’ white dudes a long time ago that the term “nuts” is bad. She preferred dingleberries.

wait. dingleberries are a whole other thing.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dingleberry

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