Jamie Lynn Spears Thinks Being A Mom Is, Like, Really Cute And Awesome

15 July 2008, 10:35 AM. By Alex Alvarez

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Sixteen-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears is really loving life in Mississippi with boyfriend Casey Aldridge and their newborn baby girl, Maddie Briann. Cute name! (Not nearly enough consonants, though.)

Jamie Lynn took time to talk to OK! about the wonders of chilbirth as seen through a typical teen’s awestruck gaze. On her experience in the delivery room, she said, super excitedly:

“Once I got in there, my doctor was just so calm and so good it was not bad at all. I was just talking to Casey. And you know what’s so weird? I was asking him if he was ok. He was like, ‘Yeah.’ We were both so excited.”

Yeah. Sounds like it. And, on seeing Casey hold Maddie for the first time:

“It was the coolest thing.”

Yawn. And what advice does Big Mama Lynn Spears have for the new mom?:

“Mama has been here a bunch. She wants to see the baby all the time. She told me the doctors are always going to be real strict and tell you, ‘Don’t do this and don’t do that’ Just follow your insctincts. You’re the mother and you know what your baby needs.’”

Excellent advice coming from the woman responsible for Britney Spears. Awesome. What about the baby’s name? How’d that come about? Did someone fall asleep on a keyboard and woke up to see what their unconscious face had come up with?:

“Maddie is a name that Casey thought of, and I really liked it. Briann was because, a week and a half before she was born, one of Casey’s cousins, who he was really close with, passed. He was in a car accident. His name was Brian. She’s also named after my older brother, Bryan Spears. We just added another ‘N’ to it and made her Maddie Briann.”

It’s certainly better than “Karr Ak’sidentte.” In any case, we’re pretty sure Jamie has enough money at this point to make baby-rearing a little easier for her than it is on most teen mothers. Check out pictures and the happy, eerily dead-eyed family:

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We initially thought Casey was pouring coffee directly onto Jamie-Lynn and grew worried. But, no, he’s just pouring her a cup. Like an adult man might!

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Click to enlarge and check out the glamour shot. Casey’s head is like half the size of Jamie-Lynn’s, right? Don’t get us wrong; we think both are totally adorable. In a grocery store brand generic Cheez Pufs sort of way.

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All three of these womb trolls look Photoshopped in from different pictures, Maddie’s taken after a week in Cancun. Aw. Good luck, kids. And congratulations to Jamie-Lynn and Casey.

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  1. (+1)
    escobar wrote

    On behalf of my client, Mr. Karr Ak’sidentte, I ask you to cease and desist the defamatory referernces to my client.

    Really funny stuff today, ladies. Loved the coffee-pouring gauge of adulthood. And if you hadn’t commented on Mama Spears’s Words of Wisdom (”don’t listen to any of them!”) on Parenthood, I was going to have to.

  2. Lola del Rio
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    lola del rio wrote

    Are you concentrating on unmarried, white teenagers so that we feel part of the “mainstream”?

    Or just to prove that white people steal EVERYTHING from people of color to appear cool?

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