CosmosGal is a young lady who dispenses horoscopes while wearing a ruffley top. She cheerfully informs Libras everywhere that the extra “spring in their step” yesterday was because their Venus was firmly lodged in Uranus. Or something. But, turns out, it was actually because they were being jostled by an earthquake. Watch as CosmosGal quickly changes from cheery correspondent to foul-mouthed sprinter once she realizes the studio is being rocked by a quake. And, if you enjoy laughing at the misfortune and confusion of strangers as much as we do, there’s lots more footage of the earthquake caught on video after the jump:

• A taping of “Judge Judy” was briefly interrupted by the earthquake. Or the furious, simultaneous slurping of blueberry jerky-flavored Big Gulps. [Judge Judy]
• The tremors also interrupted a taping of “Judge Jenny,” which is like “Judge Judy” but with a few more of its teeth intact. [Judge Jenny]
• It’s not the motion of the ocean, but the shake of the quake. As one woman visiting her ob/gyn at the time can surely attest. [Twitter]
• Some of the housemates on “Big Brother 10” experienced their very first earthquake. Immediately following a bukkake session, from the looks of two of the women’s faces. [Big Brother]
• This is either footage of the quake taken from a restaurant’s security camera, or some guy furiously masturbating while unknowingly leaving his webcam on. [Restaurant]

CosmoGal Earthquake Video [Defamer]