This little boy, “Dannyhott,” truly lives up to his name. He is the hottest shit this side of the Osh Kosh B’Gosh outlet store. Watch, enraptured, as he sings along to Mariah Carey’s opus “Touch My Body,” even though he couldn’t come up with a “boy version” of the song. Please ignore his pleas to throw him on the bed and, instead, focus on how he replaces ‘“YouTube” for “you too.” And then go out and tie your tubes immediately, because this world is cruel to children.