Lying Jessica Alba Lied About Pimping Her Baby Pictures, Sells Out To OK!

Jessica Alba has reportedly sold the first baby pictures of daughter Honor Marie to OK! for $1.5 million dollars - about the same Christina Aguilera fetched for pictures of baby Max, which proved to be a wildly successful move, considering three people in Omaha actually went out and bought that issue. This comes after Jessica publicly announced that she hadn’t gotten any offers even though magazines were quick to point out that wasn’t true at all. The deal is apparently a two-parter, which means Jessica will actually only receive three quarters of a million for the first pictures of her baby-thing:

We’re hearing the two-part deal consists of pictures of the baby now, and one other “event” — Christmas, Thanksgiving, vacation, etc. Our spy said Jessica initially turned down the offers of several weekly mags, not wanting to sell, but eventually caved.

Oh, so maybe she’s not a liar so much as hungry for $1.5 million worth of KFC. We know we are. Riddle us this, though: Do you think public perception of Jessica might improve were she to just, oh, not comment so much on each and every aspect relating to her life?

We’re also not sure what the big deal is with baby photo spreads given how the internet, like, exists and everything. We’ll be seeing pictures of Jessica and her child every week for the next eighteen years on various blogs. For, like. Free. So why fork over millions of dollars for a picture of some smallish bald person drooling?

We only mention this because we love you -r money-, Yessie.

Baby Alba Cashes In [TMZ]