Mario Lopez has apparently been tagged to be the new host of “Extra,” replacing both Mark “Sugar Ray” McGrath and Dayna “Who?” Devon. He’s got enough ego for two:

Plagued by sagging ratings, suits at the long-running celebrity TV show plan to shake things up by axing hosts Mark McGrath and Dayna Devon, sources tell Page Six. Their likely replacement is Mario Lopez, who once worked for the program.

Nothing shakes up saggy ratings quite like a pair of firm man boobs dancing in time to “La Cucaracha.” Also, does no one remember the ratings debacle that was Mario Lopez’s former hosting gig? “The Other Half?” Anyone? Allow us to remind you:

Surely, a show hosted by Mario Lopez can only end spectacularly well. After about hlf a season. And only if he starts and ends every episode like so:

Yes.

IMPENDING AX [NY Post]