Mario Lopez Will Not Show You His Salchicha In Playgirl
3 July 2008, 12:30 PM. By Daniel Mauser
We’re not sure why a handful of media outlets are reporting on a story that originally came out in May, but anything that gives us an excuse to post photos of Mario Lopez’s dimpled… smile is a good one. Or a fair one. Or something. Anyway. Mario Lopez has refused an offer to pose nude in Playgirl magazine, and not because he lost his penis in an embarrassing and painful breakdancing incident. No, it’s because he’s so modest:
“It’s not something for me at the moment.”
A pictorial retrospective or Mario’s pectorals, after the jump:
Bear? But he’s so incredibly smooth and hairless.
You can bounce a quarter off that ass. And also a little rubber ball, when you’re bored.
And, now, a little something that’s NSFW:
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HOly MOses~! Two of my most favorite things! Mario AND Corona! Today is a great day!!!
The steroids he takes to make his body look like that would make his penis less than Playgirl material–it is neither a grower or a shower right now and that is why it is not Mario’s “moment” to show it all!
I bet it is perfect just like the rest of him.