Matt Damon Is Going To Be A Dad Again! Also, He’s Fat! Let’s Speculate On Fatt Damon’s Baby Names And First Photo Prices!

So Matt Damon packed on a lot of weight in order to play a whistleblower in his upcoming film, The Informant. But, ok, look. Matt Damon could drink gravy and shave off his eyebrows and we’d still think he’s the sexiest person named Matt ever. Some of it could be sympathy weight now that his wife-who-is-not-us, Luciana Barroso, is set to give birth soon:

Wife Luciana is “due soon,” and the baby will join Isabella, 2, and Damon’s stepdaughter, Alexia, 9. “I’m so outnumbered down here, it’s crazy,” jokes Damon of his girl-powered household.

The couple haven’t yet picked out a name. “We decided to wait till she’s born, and then we’re going to get a look at her and we’ll probably keep debating it,” he says.

You realize, of course, that this is our cue to come up with fabulous and unique baby names for the little baby troll-thing and to speculate on how much money magazines will throw at the couple for pictures of their womb-hobbit. We think Matt could make a cool 2 million, given he’s an A-list actor, albeit one who is often out of the media spotlight for the past few years now. He’s got media whores and twins to compete with, after all. Now, onto baby names:

- Sukkit-Bennifer Damon

- Pat Damon

- Nat Damon

- Momshat’out A. Damon

Any other suggestions?

‘Informant’ star Matt Damon blabs about weight, kids, charity [USA Today]