Matthew McConaughey And Camila Alves Welcome A Nameless Baby Boy

Perpetually shirtless actor Matthew McConaughey is now the father of what will probably be a perpetually shirtless little boy. McConaughey’s girlfriend, often-shirted Brazilian model Camila Alves, gave birth to the 7 pound, 4 ounce bebito at 6:22 p.m. last night.

But, alas!

The baby still hasn’t been given a name. Surely you little Guanababies can remedy that, no? Our own suggestions, after the jump:

Lil’ Dude McConaughey

Brometheus McConaughey (although we suppose “Brody” could also work just fine)

Mary-Jane-’Cept-It’s-A-Bro McConaughey

Stoked McConaughey

Super Stoked McConaughey

McConaughey McConaughey

It’s a Boy: Matthew McConaughey Is a Dad [Us Magazine]