Modest Beachwear By “WholsesomeWear” Makes Going To The Beach Super Hot

If you’re anywhere near as excited for beach season as we aren’t, then you’ve probably already combed through stores for the perfect bikini in which to attract both sun and, giggle!, fun. Harlot. Instead of a bikini, which attract things like sins and men named “Chad,” try some WaterWear, by WholesomeWear!:

Our WaterWear is the first to be introduced because the need for modesty in swimwear is greatest and the supply is almost non-existent. Swimwear that “highlights the face, rather than the body” includes an undergarment with bright colors at the neck and shoulders to draw the eye to the face. The spandex undergarment fits like a body suit, while the loose fitting Taslan outer garment limits cling and adds modesty and style. A single zipper unites both garments for swimming ease.

If your forked tongue and tendency to breathe fire doesn’t already immediately attract attention to your face, that is. WaterWear comes in three styles:

Culotte

Skirted

And, rather confusingly,

Slimming

It’s good to know that even women who are taught that their bodies are holy vessels best kept hidden away can still think they’re not thin enough.

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