This ad is completely ridonkulous on every level. So ridonkulous that the accompanying mariachi jingle is actually the least nonsensical thing about it. It features a hotdog and a bottle of French’s mustard on a date at a restaurant. (Because, you know, food eats.) The French’s bottle is eating a salad and the hotdog is, like, sweet talking the French’s bottle. Which is kind of sad when you realize that she will be complicit in his demise later on down the line. (Love’s a bitch.) Then, of course, there’s the fact that the three mariachis are played by a pretzel, a hamburger and a hoagie. And the entire spot climaxes with a celebratory, No-Mess Cap grito. Some copywriter just returned from a spring break in Cabo when they wrote this winner.

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