Amateur porn star and amateurish singer, Noelia, recently expressed a desire to make a video alongside chipmunk-voiced soccer player David Beckham. The always subtle star said:

“That would be the end of Victoria (laughs). I would do a music video with him, I would love to have him as a model.”

And, lest you happen to forget for but a moment what kind of work she’s most famous for:

“The other kind of video is prohibited in my life.”

She might as well have screamed “CHOCHA TAPE!” while setting her interviewer on fire.

And, yes, we’re quite sure Victoria Beckham is positively shaking in her Louboutins. And, then, once she’s popped in a few frozen grapes and the shaking’s subsided, she’ll probably turn around and ask, “What’s a Noelia then, love?”

Noelia Would Make a Video with David Beckham [Latin Gossip]