Prime J “Chilosa” Tank Top Is Coming To A Wet Seal Near You

7 July 2008, 8:15 PM. By Daniel Mauser

. 6 Comments

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The lovely and talented cousins that make up pop duo “Prima J” are touring with girl group Danity Kane this summer (yeesh) and are also the new faces of Wet Seal (whee). They even have their own tank top! Prestigious! The tank features their trademark term “chilosa” which means “cool” or “covered in chile sauce” or something. Let’s check out what we think is the best and the worst their collection has to offer, after the jump:


Neon shoes are a nice way to punch up, say, a little black dress or to take a simple jeans and t-shirt couple and make it something special. It also makes a memorable statement when you’re kicking someone’s ass during a bar fight:

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This t-shirt, however, we could do without. Not only does it look like the wearer had an unfortunate accident involving too much beer, some glow sticks and poor judgment (or perhaps an ass-kicking swiftly administered by someone in neon heels), but it’s also backless which, unless you are boobless, means lots of double-sided tape, pasties, bandaids and crossed fingers. Too much trouble, not enough pay off.

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The rest of the girls’ collection is equally cute / horrific. We guess we’ll continue to dance, alone, to their videos but pass on buying their merchandise. Not, uh. That we shop at Wet Seal. All the time.

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  1. (+1)
    Jorge wrote

    Chiluda…Line of clothes for trannies? har har

  2. (+1)
    ugh wrote

    God, Prima J, the trashiest group ever. I bought Latina last month for the first time in years and those two losers were in the cover, despite having done nothing other than singing the theme song for the BRATZ movie (oh, yes.) and having a couple of videos on YouTube. They’ve never even released an album. There was a really moronic quote in the Latina mag article, where the girls claim to be “representing for the girls who think they don’t have talent” or something of the sort. Of course my dears, of course. They’re like a pair of developmentally disabled overweight cholas on ritalin. It’s true. Good lord. Watch their Bratz movie soundtrack video and witness US Hispanic culture be set back about fifty years.

  3. (+1)
    denise wrote

    Aw lame! I’m mad that I missed that. I would totally wear that tank. :(

  4. (+1)
    morgan wrote

    hey wuts good

  5. (+1)
    lucy gutierrez wrote

    OLA COME ESTSA PIRMAJ ME NADA I LOVE YOUR SONGS

  6. (+1)
    lucygutierrez wrote

    hey i love your top primaj

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