Shock Absorber Bra’s Bounce-O-Meter Makes Us Feel Nervous, Happy, Confused

Got boobs? Hate when they smack your face while you’re running to catch your train? Yeah, we actually have no idea what that’s like. But that doesn’t mean we can’t appreciate Shock Absorber Sports Bra’s “Bounce-O-Meter,” which incorporates our love of fashion with our love of seeing topless people run around in slow motion. Insert a cup size (Hint: Lie.), your level of activity (Lie here also.) and watch the results.

We’re not sure exactly how featuring a decapitated female torso jiggling precariously on a loop for five minutes or the rest of today really adds any knowledge to how a sports bra works, but. Hey. We don’t think potential bra buyers are the ones who will be visiting this site the most.

Sports Bra Bounce-O-Meter Demo [Shock Absorber]