Slowest News Day Ever: Selena Gomez Is Dating Nick Jonas
23 July 2008, 5:15 PM. By Daniel Mauser
Apparently Disney starlet Selena Gomez has a BOYFRIEND OMG! Yeah, sorry guys. It’s a super slow news day.
Anyway, the dude is Nick Jonas, one of the Jonas Brothers, who are some Christian rock band group of brothers that preteens love in an entirely chaste and godly manner. No, he’s not the hot one.
Hmm. Disney’s “good girl” answer to Miley Cyrus and a Christian rocker? They will both constant syphilis and anal warts by the end of the month, trust. It’s always the ones who exchange purity rings that end up exchanging bodily fluids behind the arts and crafts pavilion at Jesus camp.
Watch a super hardcore music video by the Jonas Brothers, after the jump:
Yeah, that’s from The Little Mermaid. Yes, your childhood is now officially ruined. Sorry.
New Couple Alert! [Perez Hilton]
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i didn’t realize there was a cute one. they look so… tiny
shes not dating the same one Miley Cyrus was dating is it ? ooh drama!
uumm is it sad that i’m 22 years old and i’ve watched Camp Rock twice ?
by the way guanabee..for being a slow news day, there been a lot of commenters today.
Ugly talk…I don’t want to read your Christian-hatin’ speculation about 15 year olds fooling around. Gross! That should be some kind of crime.
& Otherwise - no fair, that video is hella old. Everyone has to start somewhere.
And yeah there are a lot of Jonas fans over 18 (say 28ish…arbitrary number!). We are adults, some of us are damn hot chicks, not devout Christian types, and we are proud, proud fans.
No shame in it, here. NEENER!
(Oh but yes, La Roncha, you should probably feel bad about enjoying Camp Rock, even with the Boys in there).
Lmao.
The person that wrote this is hilarious.
they arent a christian rock group
they are just of the christian religion
they dont say praise Jesus in any of the songs
cant a person just be religious and still sing without being labelled
OMG IS IT TRU NICK OR SELENA? LET ME KNO I’LL CHECK TOMMARROW L8ER BYE
nick n selena i love u both well g2g l8er