Spanish Transsexual, Nova, Beaten In Madrid, Lost In Translation

Nova, a transsexual famous in Spain, has been assaulted in Madrid. The attacks began after a group comprised of three men and one woman asked Nova, who had been sitting outside on a terrace, “How’s the view, queen?” and then began to beat her, leading to several facial gashes that required plastic surgery. When her mother came out and attempted to help her daughter, she was bashed on the head with a chair.

We wish Nova a speedy recovery and hope her attackers are strung up by their toes and forced to watch Bad Education while being brutalized by a several sexually frustrated pitbulls.

Moving on…

One extremely distracting point concerning this article was the glaring — and at times amusing and thus wholly inappropriate — mistakes in translation, given that this article was sent to us through Google Translation. To wit:

Apparently, according to the complaint and that Nova has submitted, the events occurred last Friday July 11 while he was on a terrace. Three men and one woman began to insult and call it “Travel”. After you increpa “What a view, Traveler?”

We were so confused. “Traveler? Is that some insult in Spain?” And then, when describing how Madrid-based rescue unit “S.A.M.U.R.” dispatched help to the scene:

When the scene came the samurai and police after the attack, Nova had to go to the clinic where he had been subjected to an intervention after plastic surgery, because the points were reopened after the incident.

Those Spanish samurai. Always so prompt when they’re not on strike.

The transsexual Nova receives a brutal beating [20 Minutos]