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	<title>Comments on: Special Report From The Casares Family Hurricane Dolly Party In Brownsville, Texas</title>
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		<title>By: Castellano</title>
		<link>http://guanabee.com/2008/07/special-report-from-the-casares-family-hurricane-dolly-party-in-brownsville-texas/#comment-13321</link>
		<dc:creator>Castellano</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 00:57:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Cindy learn how to use the accents correctly -
Pues no más aquí.  Aquí está tu mamá.
seriously.
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cindy learn how to use the accents correctly -<br />
Pues no más aquí.  Aquí está tu mamá.<br />
seriously.</p>
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		<title>By: rebekah (for really reals...)</title>
		<link>http://guanabee.com/2008/07/special-report-from-the-casares-family-hurricane-dolly-party-in-brownsville-texas/#comment-13320</link>
		<dc:creator>rebekah (for really reals...)</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 08:01:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow, this is totally RANDOM... so I'm on Jezebel this evening and extraordinarily bored as well (happens far too often, I admit it) and I link to Guanabee, a site that I don't visit too much anymore (not to be rude, but a last resort aversion, if you will) and I run across a ME imposter! How fucking crazy is that? Anyways, I did NOT post this- "

Boring post! Who cares?

Posted by rebekah &#124; July 23, 2008"


And Cindy, if you knew me as well as you claim you do, you would know I wouldn't leave as boring a post as the aforementioned. I (like to think anyways) that I'm much more creative and entertaining than that. But my real question is, who are you Rebekah imposter and what the hell are you thinking? I'd like to know you and your motives for impersonating me; I'm honestly oddly flattered and I think you are either fucking weird or fucking bored or possibly both (I'm both). Rebekah Guanbee, where are you??????????

Kisses,
The OG Rebekah

P.S. Confidential to Guana- I missed you baby...
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow, this is totally RANDOM&#8230; so I&#8217;m on Jezebel this evening and extraordinarily bored as well (happens far too often, I admit it) and I link to Guanabee, a site that I don&#8217;t visit too much anymore (not to be rude, but a last resort aversion, if you will) and I run across a ME imposter! How fucking crazy is that? Anyways, I did NOT post this- &#8221;</p>
<p>Boring post! Who cares?</p>
<p>Posted by rebekah | July 23, 2008&#8243;</p>
<p>And Cindy, if you knew me as well as you claim you do, you would know I wouldn&#8217;t leave as boring a post as the aforementioned. I (like to think anyways) that I&#8217;m much more creative and entertaining than that. But my real question is, who are you Rebekah imposter and what the hell are you thinking? I&#8217;d like to know you and your motives for impersonating me; I&#8217;m honestly oddly flattered and I think you are either fucking weird or fucking bored or possibly both (I&#8217;m both). Rebekah Guanbee, where are you??????????</p>
<p>Kisses,<br />
The OG Rebekah</p>
<p>P.S. Confidential to Guana- I missed you baby&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Guana Bust A Nut</title>
		<link>http://guanabee.com/2008/07/special-report-from-the-casares-family-hurricane-dolly-party-in-brownsville-texas/#comment-13319</link>
		<dc:creator>Guana Bust A Nut</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 05:03:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Cindy: Your mother and grandmother are lovely women, I'm sure, but if I had to spend more than 8 hours in a house with any member of the Lucio family, I'd want to spend it with your uncle, Senator Lucio. Oh ... that would be great. I could teach him how to read and write. I'd also explain to him that it's the 21st century and women shouldn't be treated like submissive dogs. Who cares if he has the IQ of a/an [insert name of an animal that has a small neocortex], I'd treat the senator with the kind of respect a South Texas politician deserves.

Also, I just wanted you to know that "I always wanted to be a Guanabee."

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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Cindy: Your mother and grandmother are lovely women, I&#8217;m sure, but if I had to spend more than 8 hours in a house with any member of the Lucio family, I&#8217;d want to spend it with your uncle, Senator Lucio. Oh &#8230; that would be great. I could teach him how to read and write. I&#8217;d also explain to him that it&#8217;s the 21st century and women shouldn&#8217;t be treated like submissive dogs. Who cares if he has the IQ of a/an [insert name of an animal that has a small neocortex], I&#8217;d treat the senator with the kind of respect a South Texas politician deserves.</p>
<p>Also, I just wanted you to know that &#8220;I always wanted to be a Guanabee.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Carrie_in_TN</title>
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		<dc:creator>Carrie_in_TN</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 03:52:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>When there is a hurricane in Miami, my relatives don't answer the phone because they're in bed with all the Santos. However, if you are my cojonua Tia Marta, you don't answer the phone because you're holding your door closed -- all by yourself -- when the Hurricane hits.

Hilarious, La Cindy.
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When there is a hurricane in Miami, my relatives don&#8217;t answer the phone because they&#8217;re in bed with all the Santos. However, if you are my cojonua Tia Marta, you don&#8217;t answer the phone because you&#8217;re holding your door closed &#8212; all by yourself &#8212; when the Hurricane hits.</p>
<p>Hilarious, La Cindy.</p>
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		<title>By: Edward J. Olmos</title>
		<link>http://guanabee.com/2008/07/special-report-from-the-casares-family-hurricane-dolly-party-in-brownsville-texas/#comment-13317</link>
		<dc:creator>Edward J. Olmos</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 02:10:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Brett: I don't know what I believe in anymore.
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Brett: I don&#8217;t know what I believe in anymore.</p>
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		<title>By: Brett</title>
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		<dc:creator>Brett</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 01:55:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@ heston

u got me---I never partied with the Casares' during a hurricane!  I am a fraud!
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@ heston</p>
<p>u got me&#8212;I never partied with the Casares&#8217; during a hurricane!  I am a fraud!</p>
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		<title>By: heston</title>
		<link>http://guanabee.com/2008/07/special-report-from-the-casares-family-hurricane-dolly-party-in-brownsville-texas/#comment-13315</link>
		<dc:creator>heston</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 01:49:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Brett,

PENDEJO! Macarena was first released in 1993, five years after Gilbert.
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Brett,</p>
<p>PENDEJO! Macarena was first released in 1993, five years after Gilbert.</p>
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		<title>By: Latin_Princess</title>
		<link>http://guanabee.com/2008/07/special-report-from-the-casares-family-hurricane-dolly-party-in-brownsville-texas/#comment-13314</link>
		<dc:creator>Latin_Princess</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 01:27:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That was hilarious! And that pic... so funny!
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That was hilarious! And that pic&#8230; so funny!</p>
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		<title>By: Marco</title>
		<link>http://guanabee.com/2008/07/special-report-from-the-casares-family-hurricane-dolly-party-in-brownsville-texas/#comment-13313</link>
		<dc:creator>Marco</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 00:50:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ahhh, rebekah. How I missed thee....
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ahhh, rebekah. How I missed thee&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: La Cindy</title>
		<link>http://guanabee.com/2008/07/special-report-from-the-casares-family-hurricane-dolly-party-in-brownsville-texas/#comment-13312</link>
		<dc:creator>La Cindy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 00:37:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You guys don't know Rebekah like I do. When she says, "Boring post," it means, "I love you." And when she says, "Who cares?" It means, "I always wanted to be a Guanabee."
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You guys don&#8217;t know Rebekah like I do. When she says, &#8220;Boring post,&#8221; it means, &#8220;I love you.&#8221; And when she says, &#8220;Who cares?&#8221; It means, &#8220;I always wanted to be a Guanabee.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: la roncha</title>
		<link>http://guanabee.com/2008/07/special-report-from-the-casares-family-hurricane-dolly-party-in-brownsville-texas/#comment-13311</link>
		<dc:creator>la roncha</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 00:25:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>once happy hour hits.. im gonna go have a hurricane!
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>once happy hour hits.. im gonna go have a hurricane!</p>
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		<title>By: Brett</title>
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		<dc:creator>Brett</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 00:09:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@ rebekah

Obviously you have never partied with the Casares' during a hurricane--anything but boring!   Cindy's grandmother rocks the Karaoke machine and won the macarena dance off during 1988's hurricane Gilbert.
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@ rebekah</p>
<p>Obviously you have never partied with the Casares&#8217; during a hurricane&#8211;anything but boring!   Cindy&#8217;s grandmother rocks the Karaoke machine and won the macarena dance off during 1988&#8217;s hurricane Gilbert.</p>
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		<title>By: marimari</title>
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		<dc:creator>marimari</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 23:15:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>H.E.B.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  And I'd like a hurricane now, the drink.
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>H.E.B.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  And I&#8217;d like a hurricane now, the drink.</p>
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		<title>By: el smrtmnky</title>
		<link>http://guanabee.com/2008/07/special-report-from-the-casares-family-hurricane-dolly-party-in-brownsville-texas/#comment-13308</link>
		<dc:creator>el smrtmnky</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 22:57:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>omg, rebekah's back. like the cicadas or herpes!

@cindy: that was fucking hilarious. if i still had my _'uelita_ and talked to my mom, that would be the conversation i would have.


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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>omg, rebekah&#8217;s back. like the cicadas or herpes!</p>
<p>@cindy: that was fucking hilarious. if i still had my _&#8217;uelita_ and talked to my mom, that would be the conversation i would have.</p>
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		<title>By: jrod</title>
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		<dc:creator>jrod</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 22:50:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Rebekaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! those damn hurricanes just dig up the most interesting people. welcome back mojona!
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Rebekaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! those damn hurricanes just dig up the most interesting people. welcome back mojona!</p>
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