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Susan Juliette Beatie's Baby Pics From People Magazine Are Here

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They’re here! They’re here! The pictures you’ve been waiting for because nothing else happens in the news world during July and August. Presenting Susan Juliette Beatie, daughter of the pregnant man Thomas Beatie and his wife Nancy as they appear in People’s exclusive issue this week. The article, which is also pictured after the jump, says Tyra Banks and her fat ass sent little Susan a silver rattle from Tiffany’s (shameless!) and Larry King sent some stuffed animals from Africa. Hopefully not the taxidermy kind. [Ed: Shit. We better send this kid some homemade empanadas stat if we have any chance of gaining exclusive coverage of her quinceaƱera come 2023.]Thomas also reveals to People that he thinks his baby is smart and strong and will grow up to be extraordinary even though all she can do at this point is sleep and poop. Transgenders, they’re just like US! Entire gallery is after the jump.

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Comments

A black, potential, first family AND a transgendered mom/dad with his baby on the cover of People. Jesse Helms is rolling over in his grave tonight.

A post-Jesse-Helms world … I never thought about it like that before. Perhaps this is when things start getting really good.

Mojitos and shame-free sex for everybody!

oh!!! I just want to squeeze those little cheeks. So cute!

I can’t wait till Special Moments or Hummel makes special Thomas Beatie figurines…

I never understood why you guys were so obsessed with this guy!!! Is he or she whatever Latino?? No!! I don’t get it at all. Someone explaint o me why this is importnat??

That kid is ginormous! Testosterone, indeed.

I never noticed that huge mole on Barack’s nose. That’s it. I’m voting for Nader.

@ rebekah: Sex and the City wasn’t always about vaginas, now was it?

I think I’ve made my point.

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