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A black, potential, first family AND a transgendered mom/dad with his baby on the cover of People. Jesse Helms is rolling over in his grave tonight.
Posted by Sam | July 23, 2008
A post-Jesse-Helms world … I never thought about it like that before. Perhaps this is when things start getting really good.
Mojitos and shame-free sex for everybody!
Posted by escobar | July 23, 2008
oh!!! I just want to squeeze those little cheeks. So cute!
Posted by denise | July 23, 2008
I can’t wait till Special Moments or Hummel makes special Thomas Beatie figurines…
Posted by Marco | July 23, 2008
I never understood why you guys were so obsessed with this guy!!! Is he or she whatever Latino?? No!! I don’t get it at all. Someone explaint o me why this is importnat??
Posted by rebekah | July 23, 2008
That kid is ginormous! Testosterone, indeed.
Posted by Katt | July 23, 2008
I never noticed that huge mole on Barack’s nose. That’s it. I’m voting for Nader.
Posted by Sam | July 23, 2008
@ rebekah: Sex and the City wasn’t always about vaginas, now was it?
I think I’ve made my point.
Posted by escobar | July 23, 2008