In an effort to combat the suicide-inducing ennui felt by office workers in London, Krispy Kreme has created a line of hideous, grass-covered flip-flops to help one feel as if one is traipsing outdoor, perhaps as if one was traipsing about in a pleasant little park:

Wooooo Hooooo, the sun is finally here and in response to this minor miracle trendy doughnut makers Krispy Kreme have come up with with an ideal solution to those ’stuck-in-the-office-blues’ by offering stressed out city workers the chance to have that feeling of a summer lawn beneath your bare feet all day long. The world’s first grass flip flops can be kept for over four months if looked after and will certainly give you a spring in your step.

And a fungal infection beneath your big toe nail. Oh, just joshing! We’re this is totally cute to someone who isiunto nature and the Earth and walking and not looking good…

Krispy Kreme Grass Flip Flops [We Heart Stuff]