Top 10 Ugliest Male Athletes Who Don’t Deserve Their Hot Wives Or Girlfriends

There are whole websites devoted to the idea of WAGs–Wives and Girlfriends–of professional athletes, which is pretty gross if you ask us. So the other day when we posted that story about Major League Baseball All-Star wives getting makeovers on The Today Show and saw how fugly Manny Ramirez is compared to his lovely wife Juliana (both are pictured at right), it gave us an idea. There must be a thousand highly paid athletes who would never be able to bag their significant others without the fame and fortune that comes with their job. So we thought we’d pull the old switcheroo and name Guanabee’s Top 10 Ugliest Male Athletes Who Don’t Deserve Their Hot Wives Or Girlfriends. The list and photo gallery is after the jump.

10. Mark McGwire-Retired Major League Baseball Player

Let’s start easy. He’s not fugly, but he’s no match for his pin-up wife, former pharmaceutical rep Stephanie Slemer. We could easily mistake Mark McGwire for a scary redneck drinking tallboys in the parking lot of the Stop-N-Go. And who poses like that with their wife? Ew.

9.Tiger Woods-Professional Golfing Phenom

We’ve seen Tiger in person and he’s actually a beautiful man. But not THAT beautiful. His wife, model Elin Nordegren, smokes him.

8. Michael Andretti-Retired CART and Formula One Driver

Hey Michael, is this your wife or your babysitter? Oh, it’s 2000’s Playboy Playmate of the Year Jodi Ann Paterson. (And wife #3.)

7. Jeff Garcia-NFL Quarterback

Once again, a guy that looks like he should be hanging out at the local bait shop is married to a Playboy playmate. In this case, its Carmella DeCesare.

6. Wilt Chamberlain-Former NBA Star

According to never-married Wilt Chamberlain, his sexual partners numbered over ten thousand, but we’d be willing to bet none of them were as unfortunate looking as he was.

5. Scottie Pippen-Retired NBA Star

Not only is his beautiful wife Larsa Younan required by law to sleep with former Chicago Bulls superstar Scottie Pippen, but he has a small army of children from different women all over the US.

4. Peter Crouch-Professional Soccer Player

English footballer Peter Crouch is so skinny, we went ahead and fit two images of him in here for the price of one. Wouldn’t a vibrator be less trouble? And have more girth? Still, English lingerie model Abbey Clancy married him.

3. Tito Ortiz- Mixed Martial Artist And Former Ultimate Fighting Championship Fighter

If it weren’t for the fact that Jenna Jameson purportedly had a botched vadge surgery, we’d find this pairing outrageous. But we guess his top matches her bottom now.

2. Ronaldinho-Professional Soccer Player

Ronaldinho may be a darling on the field, but he is a troll everywhere else. That didn’t stop Janaína Nattielle Viana Mendes, a former dancer on the Brazilian television show Domingão do Faustão from mothering his child. Here’s hoping the kid got her looks.

1. Nikolai Valuev-Professional Boxer

We’d literally scream if we saw this coming at us in the dark. How does his tiny wife Galina do it? No, really. How. Does. She. Do. IT?

Earlier: Makeup Tips: Today Show Helps MLB All-Star Wives Hang On To Their Husbands